After wiping off all my groceries, I'm not sure I like grapes that smell like baby wipes

Without looking online, I try to guess what's in the Amazon box that's delivered to my front porch seemingly every day

I wonder why I still have a land line. The only people that call want to sell me something.

I'm hoping landscapers learn there are electric mowers and blowers that don't require ear plugs

Didn't realize how much time I spent traveling for work, not sure where that time is though

After 50 Zoom meetings I think I've actually seen myself growing older

On Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday mornings, my excitment is trying to guess what time the garbage truck arrives